30 Life Lessons For 20-Somethings With Too Many Feelings
Enjoy having too much. Too much Jack Daniels. Too much love. Too much dancing. Too much work. Too much procrastination. Too much time. Too much responsibility. Too much insecurity. Too much coffee. Too much doubt. Too much of not enough.
We Can’t Get Lost Anymore
We can’t jump off bridges anymore because our iPhones will get ruined. We can’t take skinny dip in the ocean, because there’s no service on the beach and and adventures aren’t real unless they’re on Instagram.
Want Me To Cum 4 U?
The 10 Best ‘Mean Girls’ Quotes To Use In Day-To-Day Life
25 Little-Known Facts About Quentin Tarantino’s Films
How To Sleep In A Stranger’s Bed
I wanted to be someone else. “I have no idea what I am doing with my life any more,” I thought, under the weight of a stranger.
24 Signs You Are Not Ready To Have Kids
Your checking account is not ready to handle buying brand-name cereal, so the idea of getting a place with a nursery and all of the things it would take to stock it only makes you laugh/cry like a hyena.
22 Facts That Prove Tilda Swinton Is The World’s Most Fascinating Creature
11. She claims that she didn’t speak for five years. This sounds fake, but it’s so real.
What To Expect When Trying To Live Your Life In The Woods
A cabin in the woods is a dream. Artists I know have described their forest fantasies at length.
An Orgasm A Day: For A Better Tomorrow
The real question is: Why are we all so sexually uncomfortable — why do we act like adolescents who want sex but are equally afraid of it?
25 Little-Known Facts About ‘Clueless’
Sabrina also gave David Lascher (TV Josh) a role on the show, as Sabrina’s boss and on-again-off-again boyfriend. His character’s name? Josh.
15 Life Lessons From ‘The Devil Wears Prada’
The 10 Most Compelling ‘Unsolved Mysteries’
Robert Stack has heard it all. When he called a Mystery “unbelievable and compelling,” you better listen up.
I Miss You Already
I miss you when I can’t see your funny toes. I miss you when your hair is in a knit cap. I miss you when you say you miss cigarettes because I’ve never seen you smoke one and who you are depends on when I met you.
I’m On Ambien
he is a ‘long struggling poet’ with ‘extreme reverance for art’ and is thus pretty socially isolated and critical towards me in sort of obvious ways
Please Stop Asking Me How Lesbians Have Sex
“Actually, what I really want to know is — how do two girls actually have sex?” he asked, and for a split second I imagine bludgeoning him over the head with the pool cue in my hand.
25 Signs You’re A Writer
Whenever someone breaks up with you or one of your friends does something really cartoonishly terrible, your immediate consolation is that this is going to make for a great essay.