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Adam Humphreys

Adam was born in Vancouver. He is a recent graduate of The New School's MA program in Media Studies. He has worked ...

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How To Get Scalped

Take account of your head shape. If you have a narrow head you may not want more than the very tip of your scalp taken off — too much curvature in the affected area can result in what some call ‘pencil head.’

I’m On Ambien

he is a ‘long struggling poet’ with ‘extreme reverance for art’ and is thus pretty socially isolated and critical towards me in sort of obvious ways

I Went to a Screening of the Film Adaptation of Tao Lin’s Eeeee Eee Eeee

The part of Andrew, the protagonist of the book, was played by a 30-something black man. His love interest was a black woman of around 50 years. I had not imagined these people looking like this when reading the book, which lent the film a very absurd quality. Every scene was filmed in front of a green screen with background images from Google image search.