Aries: March 21st – April 19th
You procrastinate your life away by always postponing to leave a toxic relationship.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You procrastinate by avoiding to tell people the truth, in their faces.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You procrastinate by pushing everything you have to do to a risky limit.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You procrastinate by day-dreaming your life away, musing about what could be and what could’ve been, and generally forgetting to pick up calls.
Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You procrastinate handling your finances until it’s only too late in life.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You procrastinate by being terribly disorganised.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You procrastinate by telling yourself you don’t need to become better, people should simply get by with your character.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You procrastinate by avoiding to learn new skills, out of uncertainty and the possibility to suck in front of strangers.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You procrastinate by always postponing your biggest dreams, out of fear you’ll never be able to make them.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You procrastinate by choosing to spend some more hours stalking people on Facebook each morning instead of finishing your work and doing something more inspiring (and healthy).
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You procrastinate by staying up super late each night, watching at least three horror films while emptying a bottle and then sleeping late on a deadline.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Your procrastinate by avoiding contact with everyone you must call or text ASAP until they burn out your phone with desperate messages.