What if there’s a pretty, graceful girl with a tiny cute nose at his next job that leaves notes on his desk?
I don’t think the librarian would look on that kind of thing favourably.
Just get naked right now why don’t you, you don’t want to waste anytime.
Who knew McNuggets could be such a turn-on?
Sometimes laughing at his facial expressions during sex (when he’s clearly feelin’ himself and taking himself wayyy too seriously— you’re not Jake Gyllenhaal babe).
If I had been smart, resilient or simply if I had known there were more hot, cool guys in the world than just those in my 5 mile-radius, I would’ve resisted his subtle flirtations.
You look the same in the mirror: banana peel hair, blue-veined wrists, summer smile. Yet, something isn’t the same.
If you’re not laughing, you’re not living.
You don’t occupy my thoughts every waking moment. But you’re always there, lurking like a reflection in a puddle.
As the intensity progressed, he pulled down my underwear confidently and assuredly. What followed confused even the most sexually experienced of my friends: he couldn’t “find the hole.”