5. “I didn’t even know those people!”
Liar: Lindsay Lohan
Bullshit Meter: 8
Lindsay Lohan is the ultimate excuse-maker. If she’s speaking, chances are it’s probably bullshit. This past May, the actress partied in Cannes instead of going to her court date, telling the judge that her passport had been stolen. The next day, photos emerged of her partying at the film festival with two people next to a few lines of coke. The actress immediately went on the defense, explaining that the people in the photo were fans that had asked her to take a picture with them. The judge didn’t buy it. We didn’t buy it. And now she’s living la vida rehab.