1. Please don’t be like the rest of them, please don’t be like the rest of them. Pleaassse.
2. How did I not see this coming?
3. But he is so sweet.
4. I thought I learned my lesson.
5. Maybe he is not a jerk, he’s probably just having a bad day.
6. Did he just check out that girl?
7. Maybe he is a douche disguised as a charming person.
8. Should I run for the hills or should I give him the benefit of the doubt?
10. But he is so cute.
11. Maybe I should just walk.
12. Why is he talking about another girl?
13. Is he trying to make me jealous?
14. Am I a rebound?
15. No. No. He likes me.
16. Why can’t he stop talking about himself?
17. Please God don’t let him be another selfish a**hole.
18. I am done with them.
19. How do I tell him nicely I will not be an option?
20. Is it even worth telling him?
21. I wonder how many women he is talking to?
22. Should I ask?
23. I thought he was different.
24. Why do I always think they’re different?
25. Please prove me wrong, please.
26. Maybe it’s better to just be friends.
27. But I have enough friends.
28. Maybe I should ghost him before he ghosts me.
29. But I hate ghosting.
30. Maybe I should just tell him how I feel.
31. But that still won’t change the fact that he’s probably an a**hole.
32. Should I ask him if he’s a jerk?
33. Or maybe I should just tell him he is.
34. I knew this was too good to be true.
35. I thought he was smart, why is he being dumb?
36. What if he’s gay?
37. Should I ask him?
38. Too bad I really liked him though.
39. I need to stop falling for idiots.
40. Whatever, I’ll find someone better.
41. But why is he texting me?
42. He even used emojis.
43. I wonder how many other girls he’s using emojis with?
44. If only he could read my mind.
45. Should I go all Taylor Swift in Blank Space on him?
46. Who cares! I deserve better.
47. I don’t have time for this.
48. I wasn’t even that into him.
49. OK maybe I was, but I’ll be fine.
50. How did I not see this coming?