Michael Koh

You like BLOOD? You like ZOMBIES? You like to imagine that you and a group of people run around the Southeastern United States for survival?

The first place I’d run to — if there was a zombie apocalypse — would be to a Costco and climbing up the metal scaffolding.

The Yakuza have a big role in disseminating pornography.

Pizza is our savior. Pizza, our god. All hail the pizza.

We love New Girl here at Thought Catalog. We’ve listed funny quotes, inspiring quotes, reasons why you should watch this fun show. Well, I guess I’m just adding to the mix.

So Yen Sid is just Disney backwards.

Ah, Taco Bell. We at Thought Catalog can’t get enough of your cheap and delicious items.

2. The animators thought Brock was racist, so they replaced him with Tracey for the Orange Islands season.

When you’re an introvert, small talk feels really cumbersome and being in a crowd — you feel alone.

7. You’ve said the phrase, “Punctuation saves lives,” more than once.

You. With the Evangelion t-shirt.

STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING NOW AND READ THIS.

I hope that these clips leave you laughing and nostalgic for the times you spent laughing with the family.

I just want to start off by saying if you want an answer at the end, prepare to be disappointed. There just isn’t one.

Our actions really do have consequences. Some are good, some are not. Most are bad. Like, really, really bad.

I can’t believe some of the things these people have said — and gotten job offers from them. Wow.

In alphabetical order, for your enjoyment.

I know the the ocean covers 71% of the earth’s surface and contains 97% of all water on this planet. What these people have shared are far more interesting than what I know!