33 Incredibly Delicious Quotes About Pizza

British Mum
British Mum


There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.
Kevin James


I think one of my favorite things to do is just lock myself up in a small room and listen to music and watch films for a day. Also I just like seeing my friends. We have pizza parties which means I get four friends round, we eat a pizza and we’re really lazy and we play PlayStation.
Daniel Radcliffe
Pink Sherbet Photography
Pink Sherbet Photography


I’m a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.
Shay Mitchell


I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters.
Carrie Underwood


I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.
America Ferrera


The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.
Charles Pierce
Pink Sherbet Photography
Pink Sherbet Photography


I make myself pizza if it comes down to that drastic measurement.
Corey Haim


And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.
Tiger Woods


I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.
Lara Stone


I’m an emotional eater. If something’s worth celebrating, we’re going to grab pizza. If it’s going bad, girl, pass me the chocolate. Gotta keep it in check!
Laurieann Gibson


I am a glutton. I’ll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I’ve got nothing against any of that. If I feel like eating, I eat. I don’t feel guilty about it at all.
Jacques Pepin


Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.
Dylan Lauren


I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.
Jake Johnson


Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they’ll develop skills and interests that will stay with them forever.
Guy Fieri


Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal.
Buddy Valastro


I love all of it, thinking up the plots, getting to know the kids in the story, their parents, backyards, pizza toppings.
Caroline B. Cooney


No one could have prepared for me BBQ on pizza. I mean, both are great. But together? It was incredible.
Pau Gasol


Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some fresh Parmesan cheese, and just hang with my family!
Cheyenne Jackson


Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.
Dave Barry


We’ve got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden – a luxury, I know, but it’s one of the best investments I’ve ever made.
Gwyneth Paltrow


I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn’t need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.
Gareth Gates


My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.

Dora J. Arod
The Pizza Review
The Pizza Review


I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.

Jarod Kintz


Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.
Amy Neftzger
Jenn Durfey
Jenn Durfey


Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!
Madeline Oles


There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right.
G.A. McKevett


I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza.
Judd Winick


My car broke down outside pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.
Nikhil Saluja


A wise man once said, ‘Forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza.’
Michelangelo, TMNT


I eat ranch dressing with my pizza; I dip it in the ranch. It is so good! I know, I am really weird.
Jamie Lynn Spears


Singers aren’t supposed to have dairy before a show, but we all know I’m a rule breaker. pizza is just so good!
Justin Bieber


We ordered pizza at midnight and played video games, and I went to a few frat parties. I didn’t know how to ‘hang out’ properly before that!
Claire Danes
Chun's Pictures
Chun’s Pictures


Home in bed listening to the rain getting ready to order a pizza. Sounds like a song til the last part.
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