33 Incredibly Delicious Quotes About Pizza

There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap.

I think one of my favorite things to do is just lock myself up in a small room and listen to music and watch films for a day. Also I just like seeing my friends. We have pizza parties which means I get four friends round, we eat a pizza and we’re really lazy and we play PlayStation.

I’m a huge pasta and pizza lover. I can eat those every single day.

I love sporting events and popcorn and pizza and being outside, like at a baseball or football game. I love amusement parks, going to ride roller coasters.

I just want to be in my sweats, walk my dog, watch TV and eat pizza.

The perfect lover is one who turns into a pizza at 4:00 a.m.

I make myself pizza if it comes down to that drastic measurement.

And I don’t cook, either. Not as long as they still deliver pizza.

I think of dieting, then I eat pizza.

I’m an emotional eater. If something’s worth celebrating, we’re going to grab pizza. If it’s going bad, girl, pass me the chocolate. Gotta keep it in check!

I am a glutton. I’ll eat whatever is there. Pizza. I love hot dogs anywhere. I’ve got nothing against any of that. If I feel like eating, I eat. I don’t feel guilty about it at all.

Every two months, I allow myself a splurge day where I eat thick, doughy pizza from Pizzeria Uno or an ice cream sundae from my store with birthday-cake ice cream, Marshmallow Fluff, and toppings mixed in.

I like pizza and I like cheeseburgers a lot and I like Chicago food a lot.

Kids want to saute, to cut the pizza, to see how the ingredients come together. If you let them do the fun stuff, they’ll develop skills and interests that will stay with them forever.

Everybody likes pizza! It's a quick and easy clean-up meal.

I love all of it, thinking up the plots, getting to know the kids in the story, their parents, backyards, pizza toppings.

No one could have prepared for me BBQ on pizza. I mean, both are great. But together? It was incredible.

Believe it or not, my best meal is to go to the store and buy a DiGiorno pizza, come home, add some fresh Parmesan cheese, and just hang with my family!

Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza.

We’ve got a wood-burning pizza oven in the garden – a luxury, I know, but it’s one of the best investments I’ve ever made.

I had a meal in Pizza Hut and the waitress told me I didn’t need to pay. So I decided to be a bit cheeky and ask for more pizza and garlic bread.

My love is pizza shaped. Won’t you have a slice? It’s circular, so there’s enough to go around.


I talked to a calzone for fifteen minutes last night before I realized it was just an introverted pizza. I wish all my acquaintances were so tasty.


Those pizzas I ate were for medicinal purposes.

Pizza is like the entire food pyramid!

There’s very little in my world that a foot massage and a thin-crust, everything-on-it pizza won’t set right.

I will never understand the appeal of the Hawaiian pizza.

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