Mélanie Berliet

You don’t just hang out. You play.

“I think the problem with guys who cheat is that they have no imagination…”

Learning to forgive and forget through being total mean girls to each other but getting over it quickly, no matter how serious the crime.

Because everyone needs to LOL at least once daily.

Get drunk with someone you trust enough to stop you from doing something stupid.

You both readily admit that you need each other as much as oxygen or water.

If you suggest watching television while eating, they’ll think you’re about as evolved as a caveman.

It’s official: you’ve become one of those infectiously happy people.

Bury a time capsule.

You can’t be in synch with another human being on every single day of your lives together.

As it happens, you don’t have to be a secret agent leading a double life to keep things interesting (though it helps if you are).

“My sense is that on a genetic level women want to marry up and part of marrying up is that they’re buying into a certain kind of—for lack of a better word—dynasty…”

You have so many ESP moments as a couple, they’re not even interesting anymore.

Frequent, extended gazes feel sincere because no one can hide behind their eyes.

“It took one night out with an awesomely honest, confident woman willing to deliver some hard truths for me to realize that I was a prick, and that I was bad at sex too…”

Turns out sexist humor is funny, as long as it’s directed at men.

The moment you realize you’re a two-person family.

I refuse to be with you unless you hurt me sometimes.