Forced sexual encounters are not sexy, but daddies who drag their daughters to the gynecologist aren’t doing anyone a favor either.
The fact of the matter is that I can miss you but remain without you for the rest of time.
So to the people who love the real me, thank you for holding on despite my many flaws.
Leo: If you really want to change things up this fall, try engaging in some selfless sexual acts this season. Your partner will love the focus on their needs, and who knows, you may even enjoy their O-face more than your own.
I’d like to validate Millennial feelings just a bit here by saying that most of these issues aren’t entirely our fault.
When it feels like the world is against you, remember that you were born to fight.
Even the worst circumstances can teach us something new.
No matter how long you’ve been friends with someone or how committed your partner seems, you can’t shake that fear that eventually everyone will leave.
I know that someday our time will end and you’ll go out into the world searching for bigger, better things. I just hope that when you conquer the world, someone else admires your strength as much as I do.
I no longer believe in unanswered prayers.