Madison Moore

A guy who uses his socks to add a little splash of color to his look means he’s classy or refined but still a little bit kooky!

7. Tattoos are like maps on the body: you have built-in areas to kiss and play with when you have sex.

The real reason anyone becomes a professor is to see how many hot tamales they can collect on Rate My Professors.

Can you imagine what it would be like if you could only use FOUR emoticons?

5. When they hug you from behind they can rest their chin on your head and grab you, causing you to melt a little bit inside.

Black or latino barber shops can be some of the most homophobic spaces for gay men of color.

Bet you didn’t learn this stuff in French 101!

“Bad” was originally supposed to be a duet between Michael Jackson and Prince!

Dating someone who is your type is easy, familiar.

Children of the porn.

17. That high school is not like how it is on Clueless or Mean Girls and that for the most part it’s totally bore-balls.

RIP, frosted tips.

Last week I was in Chicago during “ChiBeria” and I ran out to get a pizza and I swear I saw a guy walking around in flop flops. That’s all there is to say about that.

10. Freak out completely when you find something seriously awesome in the 70 PERCENT OFF bin. On ASOS, that means it’s like $3.

Get out the popcorn for this one.

Every time you have sex with someone you’re essentially having sex with everyone they’ve had sex with.

“I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch. I’d take her if I had one wish.”

Is there any being more amazing than he?