Madison Moore

Please bore someone else with your…questions.

If someone suddenly and magically disappears into thin air right when you need them most, that person is fake.

When you’re dating a narcissist you forever feel like you’re the one going after them. If it doesn’t work out with you, WHATEVER, because the narcissist will just easily coast to the next relationship.

Is it possible to have friends who are purely for the Internet, and others you get to interact with out in actual society?

Naked parties, naked runs, and other acts of synchronized stripping in the middle of campus. Usually occurs during finals week.

The overachiever is always the first person in the seminar to use words like “hermeneutics.” They come to class with detailed notes, typed, of course, so as to more easily access their flashes of brilliance.

A person tells you that New Haven isn’t that safe, but YOU will be A-OK because you’re black. Want to tell them that they will be OK at Bergdorf’s because they are white.

Phrase #9: Throwin’ shade, e.g. Girl why you throwin’ shade? Translation: Are you upset with me or something? Have I done something in particular to wrong you?