M.J. Pack

Turns out that no matter where you live, terror can find you. And it will.

This is not one of those millennial think-pieces that talk you up, that tell you how special you are and that your heart is strong and that you’ll make it. I wish it was but it’s not. This is something more important than that.

“God is cruel. Sometimes he makes you live.”

THAT IS HORRIFYING. I READ THAT WHEN I WAS EIGHT YEARS OLD. No wonder I repressed it.

“Okay… so I tuned into the word… and what I got immediately was the meaning is in the initials KK.”

At this point, I was dreading becoming an adult because life seemed to be MUCH scarier as a grown-up. Everyone was constantly being murdered or narrowly avoiding being murdered!

I already told you I can’t say much but let’s just say… it was someone big. You’d know him if you saw him.

“I feel he was offered something. Someone came to him and said ‘It is in your best interest if this goes this way and here is why…and can we count you in?'”

Draco knows what he’s worth and gets what he wants. That’s got to translate well in the sack. I just can’t imagine Harry being able to get down and dirty without crying or asking “Am I hurting you?”

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“I’m sorry,” I say, but it’s hard to be sorry for something you’re not sure of, something you can’t remember. It’s just easier this way. Better to back down and apologize than cause an argument. Why does my mouth taste so bad?

“Buffy The Vampire Slayer” is a show full of demons, ghosts, witches, monsters — basically everything under the supernatural sun. There are more than enough beasties every season to keep you awake at night but there’s always one that stands out, the ultimate enemy Buffy must defeat: The Big Bad.

“First thing I pick up is absolute deception in what he is speaking. No doubt in my mind at all that he is being dishonest here.”

“It is exhausting to tune into. I don’t know how these people lived life this way. More backstabbing and fake faces forward and lies and competition and cover-up than I have ever seen.”

The day Bacon came back, he just walked through the door and said “Hello.” Like nothing had happened. As if he hadn’t been gone for 15 years.

“At first, when I looked at him I got that he was a on the ‘good side’… like that is literally what I heard it described as. But then I looked again and got very confused.”

Taken by the witch. To read these words gives me some pause. Some ten years have passed without the tapping at the window, without the fingers dragging through dark hair, without hearing her song on the wind. Perhaps it was all in my mind.