Lorenzo Jensen III

Found on AskReddit. 1. “At some point, sex became a chore for her.” At some point, sex became a chore for her.

“It’s a baby doll being dragged by slowly by a string. He got out of there fast as he could.”

They say the best revenge is living well. I say it’s acid in the face—who will love them now? —Mindy Kaling

Found on AskReddit. 1. Cowards. Cowards. Have several friends that have committed suicide in the last year. They left children that will always wonder what they could have done. 2. They are just passing their pain to other people.

“It’s hard to go through life when your own brain has turned against you.”

1. How bad a period can make you feel.

“She went off her meds and came at me with a butcher knife.”

“Never cheat on someone that is good to you. Karma is a bitch.”

He bought me chocolate, then broke up with me, then ate my chocolate.

“Where you used to be, there is a hole in the world, which I find myself constantly walking around in the daytime, and falling in at night. I miss you like hell.”

We often think of love as something spiritual—a matter of the “heart” and “mind”—but we sometimes forget that the heart and brain are also parts of our body.

You can’t hide in crowds.

“Love sucks, but sex is reliably great.”

“I honestly wish I never got them.”

“Male stripping isn’t much different from female stripping, minus a bleeding penis every 4 weeks.”

1. My dad, hanging from the basement ceiling with a dog leash wrapped around his neck.

“I would die laughing and you would die trying.”

1. A male coworker walked us to our parking garage to protect us from a serial killer…who happened to be him.