Kovie Biakolo

Enjoy having mildly interesting conversations about absolutely nothing.

1. The question, “Where are you from?” is the most annoying, nerve-wrecking, anxiety-inducing question someone can ask you.

…Duh.

You know who you shouldn’t tell you’re homesick to? An international student.

1. “I don’t see race. I am colorblind.” Okay, seriously how did this bullshit start? Why does it take your refusal to see someone as the color that they are, for you to treat them as a human being?

Try not to be too unimpressed when your first date involves him screaming GO CUBS GO

There is no such thing as “The subway.”

So never believe that a love that isn’t loud, is a love that isn’t there.

“A car running over me but not killing me actually doesn’t sound too bad right about now.”

No one. Zero. Nada.

Get your feelings hurt. Get your egos bruised. Get called a “creep” or whatever else people will say.

You often use the term “bff” to describe them. They have never used those words to describe you.

The very things we turned to escape to, end up owning us; we become prisoners in our own lives.

Chi-town Stand Up!

3. Be White.

Women who seek to be equal with men lack ambition.

Can everyone be beautiful? And if everyone is beautiful, then is anyone really beautiful?

Still, all of the above is still better than having a roommate, am I right #studiostrugglers?