Koty Neelis

11. Your first concert was at a county fair.

1. You call her every day or multiple times a day just to tell her about little things going on in your life and to find out what’s going in hers. If you go a day or two without talking you feel like something is missing.

1. Relationships are only temporary but Taco Bell is for forever. 2. Taco Bell always welcomes you with open arms and never judges you when you show up drunk. 3.

Nick: Just update your resume, you ninny.

I didn’t start watching New Girl until earlier this year. I like Zooey Deschanel but honestly, I’m very tired of the whole ‘adorkable’-quirky-indie-girl-dresses-like-Elaine-Benes personality she plays in nearly every role

“27, Designer, Traveler, Extremely socially awkward and hopelessly adorkable.”

This week kind of sucked. It wasn’t Grade A suckage, like where a pet died or my favorite pizza place closed, but it was bad enough all I wanted to do was crawl into my bed, eat 5000 carbs, and hide forever and ever…at least until I got hungry again.

Considering the many attacks on women travelers in India in the past year it’s understandable that people are concerned.

6. You’ve frenched a juggalo.

“We travel for romance, we travel for architecture, and we travel to be lost.” – Ray Bradbury

One thing happened after another and by the time I was 17 I was a high school drop out living on my own, supporting myself, and living in survival mode.

They’ve been everywhere and done nearly everything but they don’t plan on going home anytime soon. In fact, they usually don’t have a “home.” Their world is their playground and somehow they have enough money to keep traveling. I’ve met this type on buses, in airports, and hostel bars.

Soon I discovered the ambitious guy I first met was just someone totally and completely lost, a victim of overparenting and privilege.