Koty Neelis

Nick: Just update your resume, you ninny.

I didn’t start watching New Girl until earlier this year. I like Zooey Deschanel but honestly, I’m very tired of the whole ‘adorkable’-quirky-indie-girl-dresses-like-Elaine-Benes personality she plays in nearly every role

“27, Designer, Traveler, Extremely socially awkward and hopelessly adorkable.”

This week kind of sucked. It wasn’t Grade A suckage, like where a pet died or my favorite pizza place closed, but it was bad enough all I wanted to do was crawl into my bed, eat 5000 carbs, and hide forever and ever…at least until I got hungry again.

Considering the many attacks on women travelers in India in the past year it’s understandable that people are concerned.

6. You’ve frenched a juggalo.

“We travel for romance, we travel for architecture, and we travel to be lost.” – Ray Bradbury

One thing happened after another and by the time I was 17 I was a high school drop out living on my own, supporting myself, and living in survival mode.