Surround yourself with supportive friends. Don’t waste your time on someone who doesn’t build you up. Support your friends, too.
Put the phone down.
The “You up?” text.
The Irish also serve a dish called “barnbrack.” Baked inside are trinkets that predict your future. If you bite into the thimble, you’ll be single forever.
Remember the bumpy bottom black Steve Madden shoes?
Don’t buy that cheap Marilyn Monroe wig and nasty polyester white dress, please.
Ina’s cocktail party math: one meat, one veggie and one seafood treat, with three or four pieces per person.
Happy birthday to my lord and savior, Kim Kardashian! Kim turns 35 today, and to celebrate I got to do one of my favorite things: prowl her Instagram.
It’s early in the morning – probably about 3 AM, though I can’t see much further than the bed to tell from the windows or a phone, since I don’t have my glasses on.
“A python in my toilet.”