Kara Nesvig

Frank Lentini had three legs, yes – that’s pretty crazy on its own. But he ALSO had two sets of genitals.

Hang out with a young child. Spending time with my favorite little toddler girls ALWAYS lifts my spirits. You can’t be down when they’re crawling all over you to hug you and beg you to play Barbies with them.

Our weather goes from blazing hot to winter, pretty much instantaneously. So that means it’s time to start stocking your closet with your cold-weather necessities.

I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.

Manson was heavily influenced by Scientology and the book “How to Win Friends and Influence People.”

If you go Brazilian even once, you’ll always have that “I conquered it!” mentality.

I’m begging you.

Don’t make your rooms 100% Ikea. That’s tacky and it looks very “My first home out of college!” But Ikea is an awesome place for things that LOOK more expensive than they are.

Do a little research before you post that graphic with its fake quote on your Instagram page.

1. You need to wear perfume.

Flaky lips don’t look cute.

It sucks for a week. But it gets better.I FELT better. My skin got brighter. I woke up earlier and didn’t feel tired.

The original V.C. Andrews novels.

Mom always says, “You should marry a man just like your dad.” Well, Mom, I’ve been trying to find one, but whoever it is has real big cowboy boots to fill.

1. Pick your nose. It will bleed.

Shame on you, country radio.

Men are always staring into my face, staring into my mouth blaring red like it always does, and I want to stop and ask them, “What are you going to find there?”

Lancome mascara.