Kara Nesvig

As some of you know, I am in the midst of an intense re-watch of the complete classic series we know as “Gossip Girl.” It has many ups and downs – the end of season four and beginning of season…

I am deep into my Gossip Girl rewatching. I followed the show from its first episode to its last, even when it was truly terrible and I hated every minute of it.

When you go out with your brunette BFF, you get a lot of attention. It’s the whole “Blair and Serena” thing.

You always have a ride home for the holidays, and you can make him drive so you can text and play the songs you want.

Buy yourself flowers. Make an event of it and visit the fanciest florist you can find near you, then splurge on the extra-large bouquet.

When you clean all the damage away and take your time to make sure every corner is polished and spotless, there’s no evidence that it was ever even there in the first place.

Is Spencer Pratt the Chosen One?

The first day it hits 40 degrees after a long, cold winter and you drive around with the windows down.

Blair understands the complete devastation of a broken heart; luckily she has her other great love, Serena, to lean on.

When the police entered Dahmer’s house of horrors, they found three human heads chilling in the freezer next to Hot Pockets and ice cream.

There is no more silence left here, not in this room. I fill it up. Cheeping voices from @handles. Facebook posts lambasting presidents and showing off stepping stones, I bought a house! I had a kid! I ate this pizza!

I don’t have anxiety, but I burn, and I burn hot and fast until I crumple down like my nails.

These disturbed teens freaked me the F out and made me terrified to have children one day. Evil is evil, and it doesn’t matter if you’re 85 or 15 – if it’s in you, it’s in you.

You can’t see the entire bod of St. Anthony, but you can visit his chin and tongue when it goes on tour!

“Bronzer. No foundation. I went through an entire compact of bronzer in a month.”

Read more. I don’t mean your phone. I mean books.

Put the phone down.

The “You up?” text.