Every celebrity can be traced back to the one who rules them all, Spencer Pratt.
No, I’m totally serious. This is not some crazy claim. I can take you from Michael Jackson to Zayn Malik to Spencer Pratt, no sweat. What does this mean about celebrity? Does it truly mean that Spencer Pratt, who seems like such a lowly throwaway from the ‘00s, is in the same league of fame as monoliths like Elvis? Perhaps that’s a stretch, but it’s truly shocking just how small Hollywood is, and how easily the circles of fame can get all mixed up. Is Spencer Pratt the Chosen One? Perhaps that’s what all those crystals were about.
In the early ‘90s, Michael Jackson was married to Lisa Marie Presley, daughter of Elvis Presley. The marriage didn’t last long, but it will never be forgotten partially because it totally freaked everyone out:
The Kardashians currently rule all media, and Kris Jenner was “famous” in the ‘90s for being tight with Nicole Brown Simpson and for hawking a thigh master-style exercise gadget on TV with husband Caitlyn. Kris gave baby Kendall the middle name “Nicole” after her late friend:
So here we are, full circle. It’s pretty crazy, right? Spencer Pratt (and his wife Heidi Montag, Lauren’s former bestie) is truly the king of fame. No one worked the system like Spencer and Heidi, and that’s just why we love them. They were basically groomed for greatness.