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25 Inspirational Malala Yousafzai Quotes On The Power Of Kindness, Resilience, And Knowledge
“One child, one teacher, one pen and one book can change the world.”
29 Hilarious Schmidt Quotes That Will Automatically Make You 17.9% Sassier
“She has a flip phone, Jess. She’s either poor or a time traveller.”
6 Times It’s Okay To Keep Secrets From Your Partner
When your partner asks about your exes, do not engage. Abort mission.
20 Signs You Really Do Live With No Regrets
In life, annoying stuff happens that you won’t be able to control, and there’s no use stewing over something that couldn’t be avoided.
38 Priceless Nick Miller Quotes That Will Feed Your Grumpy Soul
“If we needed to talk about feelings, they would be called ‘talkings.'”
17 Things People Who’ve Ever Lived In A Small Town Understand
Downtown = fancy name for street with the most shops.
8 Reasons You Should Be Proud Of Who You Are Today
A few less obvious reasons why you should be massively proud of yourself exactly as you are.
15 Things To Know About Dating Someone Who’s Guarded
We’re like the ghosts from Field of Dreams. If you build a safe, open environment, we will come.
13 Things Only People That Don’t Have Air Conditioning Understand
On the hottest days, your entire to-do list consists of splaying out on the cool floor and waiting for winter.
15 Emotional Stages You’ll Experience During Your Last Week Of College
The Nostalgia Trip. Every bench you’ve ever napped on will trigger intense sadness that such a wonderful time of your life is coming to an end.
17 Reasons Harry Potter Fans Have More Fun Than Muggles
Our drinking games are ~*magical*~
15 Awesome Quotes From YA Novels That Prove They’re Not Just For Young Adults
“She never looked nice. She looked like art, and art wasn’t supposed to look nice; it was supposed to make you feel something.” –Rainbow Rowell, Eleanor & Park
29 Harry Potter Pick-Up Lines That Will Work Better Than Any Love Potion
I may not be the boy who lived, but I can still be your chosen one.
21 Absolutely Heartwrenching Quotes On Loss And Grief
“Sometimes, only one person is missing, and the whole world seems depopulated.” –Alphonse de Lamartine
23 JK Rowling Quotes To Read On Your Worst Day
“We do not need magic to change the world, we carry all the power we need inside ourselves already: we have the power to imagine better.”
15 Struggles Only College Students On The Quarter System Understand
Holy shit why is everything moving so fast? What do you mean midterms begin in a month?? And my first quiz is in a week??? I HAVEN’T EVEN WARMED UP.
22 Hank And John Green Quotes That All Lost Young Adults Need To Read
“But the truth of the matter is, to live a good life, as a good person, it doesn’t matter how you got there. It just matters that you do.” –Hank Green
11 Signs A Woman Wants To Hook Up With You
She’s asking for it.