Johanna de Silentio
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Johanna de Silentio
The Pros And Cons of Being Intelligent
Con: ‘Art jokes’
What If You Don’t Marry The Girl You Have Awesome Sex With?
There is a little Charlotte York sitting on my shoulder telling me guys lose respect for girls who enjoy sex.
50 Things Real Adults Do That I Don’t Do
1. Make their bed. 2. Own a pet or a child. 3. Have a stress-free conversation with the mechanic. 4. Have more than one set of sheets.
11 Things You Only Get To Experience When You Are Single
Automatically having the most exciting stories/life of most of your friends.
Types Of Women I Hate
The better-looking the female is, the greater your unfounded hatred should be.
The Pros And Cons Of Having Long Hair
I feel sexy and feminine all the time, even without makeup or a cool outfit. It’s the best accessory and goes with everything.
When Someone Tells You They Aren’t Attracted To You
However, being young and immature it wasn’t good enough for me to have a mutually not very fun experience. I texted him after the date and asked what had happened, since he’d been pretty aggressive prior to that. He responded that, on second thought, he didn’t find me that attractive.
Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines From Your Favorite Philosophers
Plato: I’m not good in bed, I’m The Good in bed.