Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines From Your Favorite Philosophers

Anselm of Canterbury

Thomas Aquinas:


Jeremy Bentham:

Albert Camus

Rene Descartes

David Hume


John Stuart Mill

William of Ockham

Immanuel Kant

Soren Kierkegaard

Karl Marx

Friedrich Nietzsche

Blaise Pascal



Baruch de Spinoza


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