Valentine’s Day Pick-Up Lines From Your Favorite Philosophers

By Johanna de Silentio,

Anselm of Canterbury

Thomas Aquinas:

Aristotle

Jeremy Bentham:

Albert Camus

Rene Descartes

David Hume

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John Stuart Mill

William of Ockham

Immanuel Kant

Soren Kierkegaard

Karl Marx

Friedrich Nietzsche

Blaise Pascal

Plato

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Baruch de Spinoza

This post originally appeared on PHILOLZOPHY.

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