Wait a minute! Who is leaking MY nude photos! If those celeb nude photos, supposedly “deleted” but leaked via a flaw in the iCloud, got released, then where the hell are mine?
Mine are super good! I don’t have someone handy to TAKE them because duh, I’m single, but I do a pretty good job with the TimerCam app and the selfie flip on my phone. I mean, Jennifer Lawrence’s are pretty sexy, and Kate Upton’s boobs look exactly as awesome as I thought they would, but I think my naked selfies are pretty legit. They’re just floating around in cyberspace in that “cloud” that literally no one understands, I guess. Well, if they end up in your hands, have fun!
You wanna take the perfect nudies to send to whoever via text message? Have I got some tips for you.
1. Don’t go fully naked. I mean, do you really want to send a full-frontal totally-naked shot to someone? No, you don’t. Start with a nipple, or even the suggestion of boobs with a bare shoulder or a sheer tee.
2. Stay within your comfort zone. No person is worth you feeling ashamed or nervous. If you don’t feel comfortable sending them photos, do not do it.
3. Know your angles. Do you look best from the left side? Then always aim to show that off. Also, an angled body tends to look slimmer and more flattering.