Jillian Paulson

How many times a week do you text an ex-hookup with something cute? Do your emails to that one sexy coworker occasionally walk the line between friendly and flirty?

You’re more likely to have sex at your childhood home. You just are.

Not all holiday gifts are meant to be unwrapped in front of your family.

Asking “Are you touching yourself?” is always hot.

“I want you to tell me you’re coming. I want you to say my name.”

I looked up and there was the hottest waiter I’d ever seen. “Thank you Jesus for this blessing!” I thought to myself.

You see, I’m one of those poor unfortunate souls who gets UTIs in the blink of an eye.

How did a kid from a small town learn to kiss like this?