Jessica Winters

Ever since I was a child I remember getting this feeling in my tummy/gut that ate away at me and now I realize it’s always been anxiety.

Look for these warning signs and spare yourself the suffering—if the guy you’re falling in love with exhibits many of these traits, you should run, not walk, away from him.

“Always love a woman for her personality. They have like 10, so you can choose.”

Please no more baking, Mom. Please….

TEXTING
Fits everything into one text: Taurus, Leo, Virgo, Capricorn, Sagittarius Libra
Sends multiple texts: Aries, Cancer, Scorpio, Pisces, Gemini, Aquarius

“Everyone here is physically healthy and emotionally unstable.”

Super-obnoxious photos from “Instagram’s Playboy King.”

“Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home.”

Sorry our busy schedules haven’t given us any time to break up.

“I was playing video games, my mom called from downstairs, on my way down, I walked past her room and someone grabbed my arm. It was my mom. She was shaking: ‘Don’t go down, I heard her, too.’”

Friends are like bananas. If you peel their skin and eat them, they die.

44 amazing before-and-after transformations that prove the difference that diet and exercise make.

When your date is a cop and she pulls you over right before the date.

I hate when I have so much to say, but I can’t put any of it into words.

How is this bun so messy and so perfect at the same time?!

I used to be able to pull all-nighters but now I can barely pull all-dayers.

When you’re at a friend’s house and he tells his mom to shut up…

Pisces: Sometimes you have to do the best you can until you know better and stop trying to make excuses for people who won’t change.