“Happy Mother’s Day to the woman who fed me as a baby and through most of my twenties.”
“When you’re with them, time seems to stop.”
Forget all the other horoscopes—this is the only one that’s proved to be 100% scientifically accurate!
I don’t think of you as a coworker because you never do any work.
Fun fact: Law students are the main reason that highlighter companies stay in business.
don’t let the stars around you
drown out the stars inside you
“We should take it slowly, except for the sex part.”
Please do not view these pictures if you have a weak stomach.
“They’re never the source of all the ‘drama’ in their life.”
“You remind me of sunshine. I’d almost forgotten what that was like.”