January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
How You Act In The Face Of What You Can’t Control Determines Whether You’re The Hero Or Victim Of Your Life
You’re not exceptional for being mortal, or having to learn to coexist with others.
This Is The Truth About People Who Seem Super Mature By Their 20s, Because It Doesn’t Happen On Accident
They mature quickly because being a self-sustaining adult is the ultimate freedom.
55 Things I Wish I Could Ask The Guy I Almost Dated
Did our conversations mean as much to you as they did to me?
50 Dirty Jokes From Kid Movies That Are Going To Ruin Your Childhood
In the Rugrats Movie, when the parents are discussing the sex of the new baby (who ends up being Dil) Angelica’s mom says, “Well, you know what they say: born under Venus, look for a…” before she gets interrupted.
The Type Of Sex Each Zodiac Sign Should Have On Valentine’s Day
AQUARIUS: Romantic sex where you are positioned face-to-face.
30 Perfect Replies For When Your Asshole Ex Sends An ‘I Miss You’ Text
I miss your Netflix password.
You Don’t Walk Away When You Run Out Of Love, You Walk When You Run Out Of Growth
Because there will always be love, no matter how tiny the fractal, how much or hurt or rage it is masked behind.
50 Singles Tell The Lesson They Learned About Love From Their Latest Breakup
You have to love yourself more than you love being in a relationship.
42 Folk Tales To Avoid (Unless You Can Handle Nightmares And Sleepless Nights)
Aka Manto (“Red Cape”). It’s a malicious spirit found in public bathrooms that will offer the unfortunate person either a red or blue paper or cape. If they were to pick red, they would be slashed to death; if they were to pick blue, they would be strangled.
The Way Your Girlfriend Wants You To Wake Her Up On Valentine’s Day
TAURUS: With breakfast in bed.
50 Insanely Creepy Stories That Prove Your Phone Is Listening To Everything You Say
“I woke up with a nose bleed at around 3am. My pillow, sheets were covered with blood. I sleep with the light on and my phone was next to me. Opened facebook while I was standing in the bathroom holding my nose shut with a tissue, and I got an advertisement for nosebleed plugs.”
50 Ways Adulting Sucks (And Why You Should Enjoy Your Youth While It Lasts)
Peer pressure is still a thing. But now, instead of cigarettes, weed and beer, it’s marriage, careers and homeownership.
50 Hilarious Breakup Lines To End A Toxic Relationship
Are you a thief? Because you stole a year of my life.
50 Scary Movies To Binge This Valentine’s Day As An Excuse To Cuddle
Fire in the Sky. Aliens abduct some loggers. That’s all the spoiler you are getting. That movie still viscerally terrifies me.
30 Women On The Most Attractive Thing A Man Can Wear
A good, wide scarf. Made of fine wool. That European look. Gets me every time.
50 Guys Explain How Attractive Girls Can Completely Ruin Their Chances At A Serious Relationship
When their dating profile says things like, “I deserve to be treated like a princess,” “looking for my next baby daddy,” “you must understand that I will love God more than you.”
The Worst Reasons I Had (Bad) Sex With Random Guys
Because I was trying to convince him to date me.
35 Little Signs Someone Wants To Date You (Or At Least Sleep With You)
Playing with their hair. Long stares. Biting their lip.