January Nelson
January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.
Questions You’ll Have When You Get Dragged To ‘Avengers: Endgame’
Going to Endgame without knowing anything about the Marvel universe is like stepping into a parallel universe.
50 People Reveal How They Finally Realized Their So-Called Friend Was Toxic
When they made plans in front of me and didn’t invite me.
60 Stupidly Simple Facts That Will Blow Your Mind
Dogs can tell when you’re coming home by how much of your scent is left in the house if you have a daily routine.
30 Uber Drivers Talk About Their Weirdest, Creepiest Passengers
I have a female cousin who very briefly drove for Uber and she said one large male passenger smelled her hair by leaning into the front seat, called her “little girl” the whole ride and tried to convince her to change the destination from a bar to the middle of the goddamn woods. She no longer drives for Uber.
How Taurus Season Is Going To Impact Each Zodiac Sign
LIBRA: During Taurus season, you’re going to be persistent. You’re not going to give up on what you want. You’re going to keep chasing it until it’s yours.
8 Extra Cute Usernames That Will Get You Followers On Instagram And Twitter
Whether you’re creating an account on Instagram, Twitter, or Snapchat, you want to pick something adorable, something memorable, something that will encourage others to follow you.
The 50 Most Impossible Modern ‘Would You Rather’ Questions
Would you rather have everyone twice your age and older talk like an adult from Charlie Brown or everyone half your age and younger talk like a minion?
What Each Zodiac Sign Is Dreading The Most About Easter
Aquarius: Being forced to dress up when you usually spend Sunday in sweatpants.
What Each Zodiac Sign Needs To Stop Doing On Dates
CAPRICORN: Stop being so pessimistic.
50 Weird AF Ways Men Try To Assert Dominance (As Told By Men)
The overly firm handshake is always annoying. I’m not a freak show of strength but I have a good enough grip that I can get them to back off.
50 Parents Reveal The Moment They Realized They Raised A Monster
When I was play arguing with my 7 year old and she said she wished she was dead like my miscarried baby. Fucking savage and a brat.
How Each Zodiac Sign Will Be Spending Easter 2019
ARIES: Blowing up Peeps in the microwave.
Why Each Zodiac Will Feel Their Heart Break This April
PISCES: You got attached too quickly.
What You Hate The Most About Your Own Zodiac Sign
TAURUS: You hate how long you dwell on things. You hold grudges. You miss exes. You have a hard time forgetting about your past. You wish you could stop thinking about yesterday and move on with your future already.
50 Famous ‘Literary Masterpieces’ That Actually Suck
The Fault in Our Stars. The prose is distracting with its inconsistent tone, the plot has been done to death, and I couldn’t find it in me to like or sympathize with the main characters no matter how hard I tried.
What Makes Each Zodiac Sign Bad At Relationships
CANCER: They are overly sensitive. They cry whenever you confront them about something they did wrong.
50 Words That Sound Insanely Dirty (But Actually Aren’t)
Weenus – the loose skin covering the outside of the elbow joint.
40 Reasons Being Single Beats Being In A Toxic Relationship (Or ANY Relationship)
One less person to please. One less person to disappoint. One less person to make my heart ache.