Aries: March 21 – April 19th
You are feeling neglected.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You are tired of chasing after them.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Your trust has been broken.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You are feeling unappreciated.
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Buy nowLeo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You keep catching them telling lies.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You don’t like who you are when you’re around this other person.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You cry yourself to sleep every night.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You are feeling resentful.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You keep getting mixed signals.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You are sick of the arguments.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
You feel like you’ve been the only one putting in effort.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
Your messages are going unanswered. 
