January Nelson

Light non-sexual touching. Light hand on the thigh while riding in the car. Brushing your hand over the small of their back when passing behind. Drawing your fingers over their skin affectionately when sitting together.

Frozen grapes. They’re like little slushie bites.

If you have any intimacy issues when dating, don’t make the mistake of expecting it to get better with time. It will only get worse.

Natalie Wood. I think Christopher Walken and her husband at the time, Robert Wagner, who were with her on the night she died, have some explaining to do. Nobody can seem to get their story straight, and there seems to be A LOT of smoke.

Your person is suddenly being weird about money.

TAURUS: You always have a hard time forgetting about the past. You always have a hard time letting people go.

AQUARIUS: Immature

The morning after the police informed Lizzie she was suspected of murder, she was caught tearing up a dress to throw in the fireplace because it was covered in “paint stains”.

If you were God, what songs would be playing in heaven and what songs would be playing in hell?

There were a couple really hot guards, but I’m not sure if they were really hot or I was just sex deprived. I don’t think it’s worth it to go back and figure it out.

I went to a wedding where the bride got drunk and the groom picked up her phone and saw that she was sexting a coworker during the entire wedding… He told the officiant to not file the paperwork. Great reception though.

He was the first non family member that saw me have a panic attack and not freak out. That was a big thing for me. Plus he literally is my best friend. Best friends first, husband and wife second.

I went to a rest stop at 1am outside Springfield Illinois a few years back. Went to the restroom and there was blood everywhere. It looked like something got slaughtered.

The truth is that you have to be honest and authentic before you can find someone with whom you are actually compatible.

Take me out of a window, and I leave a grieving wife. But stick me in a door, and I can save somebody’s life. What am I?

SCORPIO: You have always been a wild child, an old soul, a tree hugger. You fill your rooms with houseplants and animals because they bring you peace. You should lean into the natural side of you on your special day by having a bohemian wedding.

When I went to bed I would make hand shadows on the wall next to me. Well one time I did this, I raised my hand up and started waving it like you do when saying “hello” to someone, but after I put my hand down a different shadow appeared and started waving back.

Ma stars Octavia Spencer, a lonely woman who befriends a group of teenagers. She buys them alcohol at their request and invites them to party at her house — but warns them to stay in the basement because upstairs is off-limits.