Aries: March 21 – April 19th
They aren’t afraid to call you on your bullshit in public.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
They hold grudges for weeks, months, years.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
They fight dirty.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
Once you screw them over, they badmouth you to every single person they know.
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Buy nowLeo: July 23rd – August 22nd
They won’t rest until they get their revenge.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
They keep screenshots for months that they can use as evidence against you.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
They have a horrible temper.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
They come up with the most gut-wrenching insults.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
They will air your dirty laundry on social media.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
They will cut you out of their lives without a second thought.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
They will write poetry and song lyrics about you.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
They will turn everyone you love against you. 
