Why You Don't Want To Get On Each Zodiac's Bad Side

Why You Don’t Want To Get On Each Zodiac’s Bad Side

Aries: March 21 – April 19th

They aren’t afraid to call you on your bullshit in public.

Taurus: April 20th – May 20th

They hold grudges for weeks, months, years.

Gemini: May 21st – June 20th

They fight dirty.

Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd

Once you screw them over, they badmouth you to every single person they know.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.

How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo: July 23rd – August 22nd

They won’t rest until they get their revenge.

Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd

They keep screenshots for months that they can use as evidence against you.

Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd

They have a horrible temper.

Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st

They come up with the most gut-wrenching insults.

Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st

They will air your dirty laundry on social media.

Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th

They will cut you out of their lives without a second thought.

Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th

They will write poetry and song lyrics about you.

Pisces: February 19th – March 20th

They will turn everyone you love against you. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.