Aries: March 21 – April 19th
You are unpredictable and inconsistent.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
You don’t know how to let go of a grudge.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
You take too long to make the simplest decisions.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
You find a way to turn everything into an insult.
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Buy nowLeo: July 23rd – August 22nd
You don’t care about offending anyone with your straightforwardness.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
You need everything done your way, so you rarely accept help.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
You don’t know how to take a compliment.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
You turn everything into an argument.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
You spend too much time feeling sorry for yourself.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
You think you can do everything on your own and end up pushing loved ones away.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
Trying to get you to open up about yourself is like pulling teeth.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
You have rapid, intense mood swings. 
