Aries: March 21 – April 19th
Everyone sends mixed signals instead of being upfront about what they want.
Taurus: April 20th – May 20th
People leave relationships instead of trying to fix relationships.
Gemini: May 21st – June 20th
Everyone is afraid of caring too much, so they pretend they don’t care at all.
Cancer: June 21st – July 22nd
No one is interested in serious relationships anymore.
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Buy nowLeo: July 23rd – August 22nd
Cheating and lying and stabbing your person in the back have become way too commonplace.
Virgo: August 23rd – September 22nd
Everyone is afraid of expressing their emotions, so they never let the person they like know they like them.
Libra: September 23rd – October 22nd
Almost relationships have replaced official relationships.
Scorpio: October 23rd – November 21st
Everyone is superficial.
Sagittarius: November 22nd – December 21st
People ghost you instead of letting you know they aren’t interested upfront.
Capricorn: December 22nd – January 19th
Dating sites have become more popular than meeting people naturally.
Aquarius: January 20th – February 18th
There are too many options, which makes everyone feel replaceable.
Pisces: February 19th – March 20th
People would rather text than talk face-to-face. 
