January Nelson

Cortisol is a steroid hormone released by a body’s adrenal glands. It is commonly referred to as a stress hormone.

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

Cramping can be calmed by chamomile tea, which is packed with anti-inflammatory substances.

It’s much easier to poop when sitting in a proper position over the toilet.

“You have what it takes to be a victorious, independent, fearless woman.” 

Heard the clapping sound of a kid jerking off. His name lit up and everything.

Discussing salary. It’s a good way to make sure you and your coworkers are all being treated fairly.

“Everything will work out in the end.” Maybe things will be okay tomorrow — but that doesn’t change the fact they are suffering today.

CAPRICORN: Going grocery shopping. They won’t want to deal with people.

“Never let the fear of striking out stop you from playing the game.”

ARIES: They’ll break up with you for making too many spelling and grammar mistakes in texts.

If you’ve dated someone with a short temper, you probably have a bad habit of tiptoeing around what you’re saying.

I take people at their word and I’m honest about mine. I don’t want you to lie to me in order to impress me. What’s impressive is making promises you can keep.

ARIES: They want to be kissed with passion and intensity. They want to feel your excitement. 

You don’t have to have a huge falling out with someone in order to justify walking away. If you just don’t enjoy their company, if you don’t get excited to see them, if you don’t have any interest in pursuing the friendship, then you’re allowed to walk away.

If your relationship works better when you’re not actually in each other’s lives, that’s the first sign something might be amiss.

You might think his jealousy is cute at first. You might think it shows how much he cares about you. But that cuteness won’t last forever. Soon, that jealousy will turn into controlling behavior.

“No matter what anybody tells you, words and ideas can change the world.”