Why Each Zodiac Can't Stand One Night Stands

Why Each Zodiac Can’t Stand One Night Stands

Aries

You’re greedy. One night isn’t enough, even if you aren’t crazy about the person. You want so much more.

Taurus

You need to feel comfortable with someone before sleeping with them. Having sex with a stranger is way too awkward for you to handle.

Gemini

You get attached too easily. You fall for everyone you kiss.

Cancer

You need an emotional connection in order to sleep with someone. Physical attraction isn’t good enough for you.

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Leo

Sex is rarely good the first time, so you don’t see the point in sleeping with someone who doesn’t know how to touch your body properly.

Virgo

You don’t want to hurt someone on accident. You don’t want them to assume the sex meant something when it didn’t.

Libra

You don’t love the idea of sleeping with strangers — and you don’t want to make any of your friendships weird.

Scorpio

You are searching for something permanent. You aren’t going to settle for temporary flings because they won’t satisfy you.

Sagittarius

One night stands are fun in the moment, but you always feel weird about them the next day. You always regret them.

Capricorn

It’s rare for you to fall for someone. When you do, you want a real relationship, not just sex.

Aquarius

You prefer sex to feel meaningful. You prefer to get naked with someone you trust.

Pisces

You aren’t great at flirting. You don’t know how you would even initiate a one night standThought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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