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Why Each Zodiac Won’t Understand You’re Flirting With Them

Aries

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they will assume you’re being friendly. They will assume you talk to everyone this way.

Taurus

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they don’t consider themselves attractive. They don’t think anyone wants them.

Gemini

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they are oblivious. They are living in their own world.

Cancer

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they never flirt themselves. They mostly keep to themselves.

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Leo

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they suck at reading between the lines. They need to be told something directly in order to believe it’s true.

Virgo

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they’re naturally suspicious. They’ve had their heart broken too many times.

Libra

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they prefer when people are straightforward. They want to be asked on a date directly.

Scorpio

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they have extremely low self-esteem. They can’t picture anyone liking them.

Sagittarius

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they don’t have much experience. They consider themselves forever alone. 

Capricorn

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they assume the worst from everyone. They’ll assume you’re trying to get something out of them.

Aquarius

They won’t understand you’re flirting because their head is always in the clouds. They’re never paying much attention to those around them.

Pisces

They won’t understand you’re flirting because they’re used to being friend zoned. They’re used to being the second choice. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.