January Nelson

VIRGO: You’re getting dangerously close to texting your ex.

ARIES: Give her space. 

VIRGO: Doing the right thing is usually the hardest thing. But you cannot let that stop you from doing what is best. 

I ran over a snake in the road. I ugly cried for 2 hours thinking about his snake family waiting for him to come home and him never showing up. Those poor snake babies. My husband was just like, “What?” which made the snot bubbles intensify. The kicker: I hate snakes. And they don’t even live in families!

It’s hard not to laugh at yourself when you’re socially isolated and distanced from the world.

How do you type Roman numerals into a word document?

I get complimented on my looks semi regularly but no one’s interested in me romantically.

ARIES: “As the countdown to the New Year begins, Oona faints and awakens thirty-two years in the future in her fifty-one-year-old body. Greeted by a friendly stranger in a beautiful house she’s told is her own, Oona learns that with each passing year she will leap to another age at random.”