Aries
Your unrelenting pessimism.
Taurus
Your newest crush.
Gemini
Your nonstop hunger.
Cancer
Your obsession with the news.
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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.
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Your wine cravings.
Virgo
Your libido.
Libra
Your desire for escapism.
Scorpio
Your worst fears.
Sagittarius
Bad memories from the past.
Capricorn
Someone toxic who won’t leave you alone.
Aquarius
The shows you’ve been bingewatching.
Pisces
Your worries about the future. 
