How You Know You've Pissed Off Your Girlfriend, Based On Her Zodiac Sign 

How You Know You’ve Pissed Off Your Girlfriend, Based On Her Zodiac Sign 

Aries

She responds to your texts with one word.

Taurus

She gives you the silent treatment.

Gemini

She keeps telling you she’s perfectly fine. 

Cancer

She gets teary-eyed and sniffly.

For the person who is always googling astrological compatibility when they meet someone new.
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How You’ll Do Everything Based On Your Zodiac Sign includes an exhaustive analysis of each sign’s personality. You’ll learn which high school clique represents them (Pisces are the cool art kids), who would get eaten first in a scary movie (Gemini, obviously) to how each sign prefers to say ‘I love you’ (for Taurus, it’s with good food). Alternating between silly, sweet, and serious, this book is filled with deep dives into the mind of everyone whose birth chart you can get your hands on.

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Leo

She moves away every time you try to touch her.

Virgo

She is blunt and vocalizes her frustration.

Libra

She ignores you to pay attention to everyone else in the room.

Scorpio

She leaves your messages on read.

Sagittarius

She gets serious and stops joking around with you.

Capricorn

She starts screaming her lungs out.

Aquarius

She posts angry song lyrics on social media.

Pisces

She threatens to break up with you. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

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January Nelson is a writer, editor, and dreamer. She writes about astrology, games, love, relationships, and entertainment. January graduated with an English and Literature degree from Columbia University.

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