Jacob Geers

“There has been several conversations and a lot of complaints to the office regarding a clown or a person dressed in clown clothing taking children or trying to lure children in the woods.”

Wow, give me one of these parking spots please.

We spend so much time focusing on what we aren’t, we don’t give any thought to what we are.

This is the memorial Harambe deserves. I miss him so much…

Do we use our phones too much?

Okay, #6 is just plain bizarre.

If I remember, hopefully I will become stronger. Hopefully I will build up my self-confidence up to my firmer. Hopefully I will find somebody who treats me different.

I remember when we first met. There was something about you that stuck out, something that suggested you were important to my life. You carried yourself with so much charism, so much energy.

Thank you for adding color to my life, even as I paint my own world in dull shades of grey.

There is not enough water in the world to quench Twitter’s thirst for Ryan Reynolds.

“I’m telling every child out there. You have to stay strong. You matter to me.”

“I have a whole bunch of cute fan mail to read.”