50 Ridiculously Dirty Sexts That He’ll Love

1. Touch yourself. I want you to masturbate at the same time as me.

2. I’m looking through your Instagram photos and pleasuring myself. I hope that’s okay.

3. I just reached a hand into my underwear and can’t believe how wet I am.

4. I’m typing this with one hand and using the other hand to get myself off.

5. I’m picturing you naked. Underneath me. With your hands tied.

6. I’m rubbing my clit. But I wish I was stroking your cock.

7. I’m completely naked right now — except for my thigh highs.

8. Do you ever think about me while you’re cumming? Because I think of you.

9. I wish you were in bed with me instead of this vibrator.

10. If it takes me a while to answer your texts tonight, it’s because I’m masturbating.

11. My nipples are hard and my pussy is wet.

12. I want to kiss you down your back. And up your shaft.

13. Nothing makes me hornier than the thought of you thrusting into me from behind.

14. I want your hands in my hair and my lips on your cock.

15. What would you say if I asked you to fuck me in the ass?

16. I want to feel your dick hit the back of my throat.

17. Guess what color underwear I’m wearing. Or if I’m wearing any at all.

18. I just had the most intense orgasm.

19. I had a sex dream about you. And fucked myself as soon as I woke up.

20. I’m going to masturbate in the shower. Feel free to picture it.

21. I want to feel your hands on my breasts while I’m bouncing on your cock.

22. I want to wake up with your tongue on my clit.

23. I miss the taste of your cum.

24. The next time I see you, I’m ripping your boxers off with my teeth.

25. I can’t stop thinking about your orgasm face.

26. I want to cuddle with you — so I can feel your boner pressed against my ass.

27. You’re the best sex I’ve ever had. Did you know that?

28. I want to leave teeth marks and scratches on your shoulders.

29. I need you. In my pussy, ass, or mouth, I don’t care.

30. I’m masturbating, but your tongue feels so much better than my hand.

31. I want my tits pressed up against your perfect chest.

32. I can’t stop thinking about being pinned down and fucked from behind.

33. I want to look into your eyes as you orgasm into my mouth.

34. I want one of your hands on my ass and the other around my neck.

35. The guy in the porno I’m watching looks exactly like you.

36. I want to feel how soft your lips are. And how hard your cock is.

37. I wish you were in bed with me right now. Naked. Just like me.

38. I really want someone to suck on my tits right now.

39. I think about you every night when I touch myself.

40. I’m fucking myself in front of a mirror.

41. I wish you could see the new bra I’m wearing. It makes my tits look hot.

42. Do you want me to take pictures while I masturbate?

43. You have no idea how turned on I get when I picture your ass.

44. I know you’re not here, but I’m still going to moan your name as I cum.

45. Every time you text me, I get wet.

46. I can’t stop fantasizing about the last time we fucked.

47. You’re the hottest guy I’ve ever masturbated to.

48. I’m wearing that thong I know you love.

49. I always cum harder when I’m thinking of you.

50. I’m horny AF. Thought Catalog Logo Mark

About the author

Holly Riordan

Holly is the author of Severe(d): A Creepy Poetry Collection.

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