13 Ways To Make Your Cum Delicious

4. Turns out that both vegetarians and vegans have the best tasting cum, probably because they take in a lot of fruits and vegetables because they have nothing else to eat.

5. But if you are a meat eater, go for poultry over red meat.

6. Go easy on the eggs and dairy products (milk, cheese, yogurt, etc.). Cum has something against cows, apparently.


8. I once blew a guy who had the best tasting cum. Seriously, it was so sweet and unique to him and I still remember it. That’s the thing though: you only remember the best tasting or the worst, god-awfulest tasting cum. If you really want to make your sex person crave your cum, take in lots of cinnamon, cardamon, peppermint and the like.


More From Thought Catalog

  • https://www-vvvvvv.rhcloud.com/2015/05/what-to-do-if-you-dont-like-the-taste-of-semen-because-not-everything-can-taste-like-strawberries/ What To Do If You Don’t Like The Taste of Semen, Because Not Everything Can Taste Like Strawberries | fragments

    […] if you love giving BJs, I can’t imagine you actually like the taste of semen. But how do you make semen taste better? Semen on a good day tastes like sour milk mixed with damp socks. As much as guys would like to […]

  • http://maidengirls.com/7-surprising-things-that-make-semen-taste-better/ 7 Surprising Things That Make Semen Taste Better - Fashion, Beauty, Sex, Entertainment News for Teens | Maiden Girls

    […] day, odds are good that his semen will taste…bad. Supposedly, vegetarians and vegans have better tasting semen. It actually does make sense, since greens have a lot of water in them. So you should encourage bae […]

  • http://radiobalkanfox.com/magazin/pitali-smo-musku-porno-zvezdu-kako-dobro-da-isprskamo/ Pitali smo mušku porno zvezdu kako dobro da isprskamo – Radio BalkanFox

    […] Teško je znati da li je uobičajen savet koji može da se nađe na internetu pouzdan. Ali lekari koji proučavaju ljudski ejakulat radi plodnosti i porno zvezde čiji je zadatak da proizvode najveću moguću količinu municije radi vizuelnog efekta imaju tonu iskustava o dinamici izdrkotine. I izgleda da se slažu da ima nekoliko načina na koje muškarac može da „unapredi“ svoju ejakulaciju, i po količini, pa i ukusu. […]

  • http://caperiodista.com/le-preguntamos-a-un-actor-porno-como-eyacular-bien/ Le preguntamos a un actor porno cómo eyacular bien - CA Periodista Fuera de lo Común y Un noticias virales

    […] Es difícil saber si puedes confiar en los consejos comunes que encontrarás en internet. Pero los médicos que estudian la eyaculación humana con fines de fertilidad y las estrellas porno a los que les exigen que sus eyaculaciones sean lo más grandes posible para el efecto visual tienen mucho conocimiento sobre la dinámica de la corrida. Y parecen estar de acuerdo en que existen algunos medios a través de los cuales un hombre puede “mejorar” su eyaculación, tanto la cantidad como el sabor. […]

  • http://viraluck.com/sperm-smoothies-facials-thing-now/ So Sperm Smoothies And Facials Are A Thing Now... | ViraLuck

    […] taste sweeter. Semen already contains fructose, so it has a naturally semi-sweet taste to it.  Broccoli and asparagus, on the other hand, give it a more unpleasant, bitter taste. Supposedly, vegan and vegetarian men […]

blog comments powered by Disqus