4. Turns out that both vegetarians and vegans have the best tasting cum, probably because they take in a lot of fruits and vegetables because they have nothing else to eat.
5. But if you are a meat eater, go for poultry over red meat.
6. Go easy on the eggs and dairy products (milk, cheese, yogurt, etc.). Cum has something against cows, apparently.
7. DO NOT EAT ASPARAGUS OR BROCCOLI OR GARLIC OR ONIONS.
8. I once blew a guy who had the best tasting cum. Seriously, it was so sweet and unique to him and I still remember it. That’s the thing though: you only remember the best tasting or the worst, god-awfulest tasting cum. If you really want to make your sex person crave your cum, take in lots of cinnamon, cardamon, peppermint and the like.