Emily Madriga

Not wanting to define a relationship doesn’t make you “chill” — not being afraid of having one does.

A flirty text message from them is like lighting bolt of energy. Everything can be crappy but when that message comes it’s like a double espresso of joy that can alter the course of your day.

All your favorite women wear black.

If you have to ask someone to pull their weight in a relationship, you’ve already lost.

They know how to give a big, fat, juicy… compliment.

If you are rude to salespeople, you are a bad person. Period.

Who has the time for petty drama when you’re trying to take over the world?

A man who is generous.

I found that when I gave a guy positive attention through flirting, I benefited from it because he felt more confident to pursue and compliment me.

Shave.

You fall in love more slowly this time, more deliberately. You aren’t in a rush for it to be with just any person. You want to make it count.

There’s a cosmic universal law that you cannot judge yourself less harshly than you judge others.

If you want love, stop playing around with things that are not love.

She never touches you.

The cashier is not in charge of store policy.

Don’t mess around with people who aren’t looking for what you are. There’s nothing worse (or more common) people do when they are looking for love.

“I only eat fat-free foods.”

It’s not really that difficult to say, “I’m busy, lets talk later” instead of ignoring you.