Ella Ceron

She might forgive you when you’re rude to her, but I won’t. Ever.

A modern gentleman opens and holds the door for people he’s with, but doesn’t keep it open too long so as to become a doormat.

Sometimes you’re going to wonder if you’re the one who cares more.

Lean over and ask: ‘Can I kiss you?’

We never seem to make a connection, and we don’t have to — there are so many options just a swipe away on the other side of your phone, that if you don’t immediately feel sparks and fireworks and whatever cosmic a-ha! moment you think you deserve, you can delete the number and move onto the next person.

Everyone claims that their pet is like a family member, but when it comes down to it, do you really know the best way to be a pet parent?

All the random thoughts keeping you awake at 3:17 in the morning, because you know that when they wake up, they will not judge you for bombarding their phone with 18 new messages about absolutely everything and nothing all at once.

“Honestly, it was down to money. I knew I’d need to hire a dog walker for the middle of the day, and once I was financially comfortable enough to do that, it made so much more sense to finally get a pet.”

They will be absolutely candid about everything they think is appropriate for you to know about them — until you touch the one topic that is off-limits, and you’re left feeling like you’re talking to a wall.

A denim jacket over a cocktail dress is an awesome high-low combo. It’ll even take the edge off your most conservative work skirt and shirt.

Because when historians look back at the 90s, we are all going to have to explain why we made this song a hit — and how we did it without a single shred of irony.

Flats, for when she’s taking over the world. Or running late. Or just doesn’t want to be bothered with heels.