Christopher Hudspeth

Because if you’re going to procrastinate, you might as well do it on YouTube.

2. The alarm goes off and is basically the equivalent of having Judge Judy, Gilbert Gottfried, Fran Drescher, Samuel L. Jackson, and Nancy Grace leaning next to your head and, in unison, screaming “HELLO! WAKE UP MOTHERF-CKER!”

5. You have “favorite” things that it’s depressing to have a favorite one of. THIS brand of paper towels, THAT specific detergent.

1. Seek Eye Contact… Kind of

Even the ones who have been killed off…

8. Have a Disney movie night.

1. Going to the movies solo.

This isn’t to depress you or make you think about death and get sad and stuff, it’s just a reminder that we’ve hit the jackpot having the opportunity of life.

1. Lizzie McGuire

2. Like They’re Dead People And You’ve Only Got 5 Of The Senses.

10. Go to a restaurant you’ve never actually been to and order something unique off of the menu. No cheeseburgers or salads, nothing you’ve had several times – and preferably something you struggle to pronounce.

Irreplaceable doesn’t quite mean necessary, but when someone finds you irreplaceable, that means you and you alone, offer them something that NOBODY else amongst the billions of other people in this planet can.

Not every kiss begins with K — some start with tongue.

A person must mean a great deal to you if they’ve managed to become the focal point of your thoughts as you lay down to call it a night. That’s a primetime position.

The irony of the icebreaker is that I learned absolutely nothing about anyone, because I was too busy freaking the hell out.

For those of us who indulged in the show’s feel-good-moments that always culminated in a corny emotional scene, full of sappy music and valuable life lessons, we wonder.

4. If a person you’re friends with or dating treats you bad, that’s not likely to change. Ever.

3. You discover ALL of the possible spelling variations of your name – even the ones those make absolutely no sense.