Chrissy Stockton

But then the door to the house swings open. I can hear a struggle.

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“He told me that there was a little boy named Charlie who lived in our house.”

“Barf me out.”

The one true supreme.

“Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she’s a householder.”

Genitals that are tucked up neatly inside your body rather than hanging precariously between your legs.

You may have noticed a trend in this list: all food in Minnesota is a shade of white.

No, not a journey necklace.

He looked me dead in the eye and said in a quiet, steady voice “All the better to stab you with.”

Will you insist that reality is nuanced, or demand that it is black and white?

“She developed her disposable camera film to find a roll of film with numerous pictures of her sleeping at night, on different nights.”

Our dads will take you fishing and hunting. They might even teach you a thing or two.

A man I never knew existed lived in my apartment for months.

“We’re gonna have a great time together Sheryl.”

6. You’ve given up on arguing that the dog cannot sleep in the bed.

To be able to freely make whatever choice they want in regard to dress, politics, work or parenting and without it making them a “good” or a “bad” feminist.

Who would have imagined a country where MLK was assassinated just a generation ago could elect a black president now?