Chrissy Stockton

“You don’t drown by falling in the water; you drown by staying there.”

“Some of my goals scare me.”

Women have choices men don’t — to make decisions based on fulfillment rather than survival.

“He called me a temptress and a tease and told me that I was lucky to have gotten an A on my last paper because if it weren’t for my pretty eyes I wouldn’t have.”

“If you put out but get rejected, you’re most likely annoying.”

By your fifties you still don’t grow into a person that can figure out how to fall in love with a person instead of a fantasy.

“Why didn’t you teach my child not to pee on the floor?”

Over 50 people have confessed guilt for this crime, but no one has ever been convicted

“When police searched his home, they said they found makeshift cells in his basement and videos of his tormenting the women before tying them up to a wooden beam in the basement that still stands to this day.”

The grace period for being a mess is over.

When the sight of little kids or dogs brings a smile to their face. It tells me they have a good heart.

What’s the difference between the US and yogurt? If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

“I became a father when I was 19. The kid ruined my professional life. I am now 25, stuck in a dead end job, live in a small apartment with her mother, who is now my wife.”

“I’m not sure who made this but I’m pretty confident that they’re insane.”

“All I could see was this amorphous blackness walking up the stairs.”

The self-confidence to say “no.”

I was a youth leader at a christian youth camp. It was during a worship session.

He looked at me very seriously and said “There’s someone in your apartment, wake up.”