Chrissy Stockton

The one where Carrie is fashion roadkill aka “The Real Me” You’re obsessed with fashion.

If you are buying something for us and it comes in pink, get it in pink.

When someone is hiding a big secret, it’s like being on an emotional rollercoaster. They’ll be angry at you when you question them and they’re afraid their secret will come out and then later they’ll be extra attentive — when guilt over their actions takes over.

The most shocking thing about your relationship is how simple it feels. It feels like it was always supposed to be this way and you realize all the petty insecurities and immature personality flaws of your past relationships caused a bunch of unnecessary drama you no longer have to deal with. Thank god.

They spend it with a partner who drags them down.

Find a photo that inspires you to workout, like someone doing a yoga pose you haven’t mastered yet, and set it as the wallpaper on your work computer so all day long you’re getting yourself in the mindset to hit the gym.

For whatever reason this profession attracts people who are fiercely loyal. Once you’re friends they WILL have your back, no matter what.

The idea of spending “forever” with someone is almost impossible to wrap our heads around. We never know where life will take us — how high the highs will be or how low the lows.

Sneaking onto the roof of a campus building with a good friend, some blankets, and a bottle of wine and spending the whole night talking and admiring the view.

Bring a bunch of s’more stuff and have a contest to see who can make the best “elevated s’more” using something like peanut butter or Caramello instead of the traditional ingredients.

“They want a movie version of love.”

We get a bad rap, but basic bitches aren’t so bad.

When you have a dinner party, there’s no better guest to invite if you want to hear stories about other people’s stupidity.

I “saw” in my mind’s eye that I was going to get hit by a car.

“We’ve known each other forever.”

He went from house to house jiggling the door knobs. If the door was locked, he left.

You can always identify one because they have the most comfortable beds of anyone you know. Indulge us in our need to be cozy.

The true test of feeling like an actual adult is being able to host some of your friends for dinner in your home. A playlist is crucial in ensuring a success.