Chrissy Stockton

When inviting a Minnesotan over for dinner, it’s common practice for them to refuse twice, to test out whether you are “just being nice” or are genuinely interested in their company.

So I began to think maybe it was true that when you were married and had children it was like being brainwashed, and afterward you went about as numb as a slave in some private, totalitarian state.

Holy crap.

“Hey man, don’t come. I was just going to rob you, but I heard some kids in the background when we were talking on the phone.”

SVU is the foundation upon which binge watching has been built.

“When I woke up i looked outside and she was gone, but the word “soon” was scratched weakly into the door.”

These two 10-year-old boys kidnapped, tortured, and killed a 2-year-old they found waiting for his mother outside a store in the mall.

How Many Cats Can I Look At On The Internet?

Pro tip: when you’re in specialty stores, ask the sales people what their favorite products are.

“People often say that beauty is in the eye of the beholder, and I say that the most liberating thing about beauty is realizing you are the beholder.”

“I fall right back to sleep–however long later, I wake up AGAIN out of a dead sleep and see a mangled, bloodied man standing at the end of my bed with his head crooked to one side.”

Where the people didn’t exhibit this trait, the relationships were likely to end.

Known as ‘Dr. Henry Howard Holmes,’ this guy built a hotel specifically as a playhouse for him to murder people in. He is suspected of murdering up to 200 people.

The real key to the whole experience is enthusiasm. I horny 5 is way more exciting than a bored 10.

You’d be surprised how a guy just simply being nice is refreshing. Comment on the book she’s reading. “Great book, right?” with a smile would do wonders.

This is a little trick for people who are really shy or introverted. Offer to help the host, they almost always need a little last minute help.

What women REALLY want in a man.

What happened guys? You used to be cool.